Greece
Hotel, Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours
of 9 and 11 am daily.
Tailor shop, Rhodes:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush, we will execute
customers in strict rotation.
Italy
Hotel brochure, Italy:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds
from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
Hotel, Rome:
Please dial 7 to retrieve your auto from the garbage.
Mexico
Acapulco, Hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Morocco
Hotel:
The customers are requested to release the room at midday with
their luggage. The hotel declines any responsibility with the case
for loss of valuable in the room.
A strong trunk is at your disposal on the reception of the
hotel.
Thank you for your comprehension.
Romania
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
regret that you will be unbearable.