Russia
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and
soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
thursday.
From the "Soviet Weekly":
There will be a moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 soviet republic
painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two
years.
Scandinavia
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Serbia
Hotel elevator, Belgrade:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national
order.
Spain
On an airsickness bag on a Spanish
aeroplane:
Bags to be used in case of sickness or to gather remains.
Torremolinos,
Hotel:
We highly recommend the hotel tart.
Switzerland
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice-cream.
Hotel brochure, Zurich:
We have nice bath and are very good in bed.